awwww-cute:

I thought the shopping bags were a bit heavy

awwww-cute:

I thought the shopping bags were a bit heavy

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sussexlock:

i just got the best news and i’m celebrating by going out for drinks with my mum because i’m a nerd
sussexlock:

i just got the best news and i’m celebrating by going out for drinks with my mum because i’m a nerd

sussexlock:

i just got the best news and i’m celebrating by going out for drinks with my mum because i’m a nerd

yayoyayu:

Y’all really think Cinderella was the only bitch in the kingdom with a size 6 heel? Naw.

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basedloner:

this is hands down the best yahoo answers 

basedloner:

this is hands down the best yahoo answers 

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absolutelyhomo:

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babyferaligator:

turkeytree:

merasmus:

stone cold

this kind of shit gets you thinkin 
what if she was walking 0.001 mph slower than she was
what if she took 2 seconds longer in the shower that morning
what if she woke up 2 seconds later than she actually did
she woulda been roadkill brah

babyferaligator:

turkeytree:

merasmus:

stone cold

this kind of shit gets you thinkin 

what if she was walking 0.001 mph slower than she was

what if she took 2 seconds longer in the shower that morning

what if she woke up 2 seconds later than she actually did

she woulda been roadkill brah

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puntential:

same

puntential:

same

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asinglegarbanzobeanonitaliantile:

me as a lawyer: kk that was rude . 

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mrteavg:

GIRLS: if ur at a party and a guy hands you his phone to put ur number into, text REDCROSS to 90999 and he’ll donate $10 to hurricane relief

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